What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

Caca.

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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