- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

Knock knock! Ding dong.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

Caca.

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

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