Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

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i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

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"Knock knock." "No."

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There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

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A caterpillar and its mom (a butterfly) come upon a lion eating an antelope. The caterpillar says "Mom, why is the lion so mean to the antelope?" The mom replies: "it's the circle of life." The next day, the caterpillar and his mom witness a bird of prey swooping down and eating a mouse. The caterpillar asks why the bird of prey is so mean and the mom responds by saying its the circle of life. The next day, the caterpillar and its mom come across a trail of dead animals. They follow the trail to the end where they see a great lion. The mom opens her mouth to say its the circle of life when her son jumps up and eats the lion. THE END.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

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whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

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whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

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Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

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how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

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A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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