if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

woman's rights

*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

I am a joke. I am funny.

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

What's funnier than 24? 25

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

You're a frog

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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