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A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

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A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

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Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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