The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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