i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

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Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

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How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

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is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

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OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

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want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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Yo momma so fat you have aids

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

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Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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