- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

to get to the other side.

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

homosexuals are gay

Sarah Palin

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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