In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

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What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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roses are red and violets are in fact violet

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What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

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I like your hair

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William wright is Gay

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What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

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What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

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Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

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Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

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What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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