- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

yes i can connor, this is brett.

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

kaite is dumb that is true

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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