What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

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Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

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Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

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If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

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What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

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Q:What were Helen Keller's dying words? A: Speaking is difficult when you have no way of hearing others. Apart from that, just hours before you die, you become unaware of your surroundings, and have a harder time communicating. Both these problems merged together made it basically impossible for her to speak before death.

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There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

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how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

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what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

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Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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