Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

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Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

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Woman rights.

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There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

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Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

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Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

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A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

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What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

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What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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