- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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Women.

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

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