- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

H o m o comes out as homo

Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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