- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

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