So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

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everybody loves raymond

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

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Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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An irish man walks out of a bar

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Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

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Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

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There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

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Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

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Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

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Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

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Anti Joke

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