- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

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