- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

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How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

there is nothing better than waking up to realise that your being hugged by your partner unless that partner is not home

Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

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Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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