- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

how much could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood? it doesnt matter because they can not chuck wood

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

balls

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

Don't believe in Atheists.

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

you suck

What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

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