What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

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Knock, Knock ...

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

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