- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

A fish swims up your penis...

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

Women's rights

everybody loves raymond

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Lets go Yankees

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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