What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

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What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

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what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

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what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

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Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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Woman's Rights

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

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"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

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What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

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try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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