What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

"knock knock" "Come in"

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

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A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

knock knock whose there? my penis.

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

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