- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Waseem is a hard worker.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

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