- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

Life

adam hodgson !

Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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