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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

Dusters blow stuff.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

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