What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

Wanna hear a joke? no

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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