whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

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I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

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Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

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Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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