- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

I hate blackniggers

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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