What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

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After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

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If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Nickelback.

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Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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