What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

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What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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Brad Fuller!

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What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

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Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

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What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

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what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

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Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

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There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

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Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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