why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

this website even though its hilarious.

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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69- by Adam Chebali

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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