- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

Reading books

What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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