- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

honest politician

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

Of course, first door on your left

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

800 people died last year. end of story

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

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