- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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