- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

Of course, first door on your left

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

800 people died last year. end of story

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

Jimmy Saville

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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