pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

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I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

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Oh you're dating my ex? Do you want my unfinished sandwhich too? And my old shoes? And a couple of my shirts I don't wear anymore? How about a my toys I used to play with? Or my spoiled pickle that's been in my car for about a year and a half after I went to the mall with my friends, we watched a movie, I don't remember which one it was but it was funny, then after that we went to McDonald's and it was the first time I heard of McGangbang and it was pretty good. After that I think we went to Jerry's cousin's house, he was a cool guy until I found out that he likes Tyga, so I ended up never talking to him again.... I went off topic, sorry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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Where are you going Your house

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Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

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Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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Anti Joke

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