Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

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Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

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Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

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What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

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What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

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Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

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Moo! I'm a goat!

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why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

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What is 1+1? It's 2!

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how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

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A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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