- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

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