What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

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What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

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Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

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What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

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you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

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Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

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Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

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A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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The bear woke up after his long hibernation of the winter. "Boy, am I hungry!" The bear wandered around and ate some berries. "These blackberries are too bitter and unripe for my taste, I'll go eat something else." He stumbled upon a honeybee hive and took some honey out and ate it. He was swarmed and stung by many of those bees. "That wasn't my favorite batch of honey, I'm still pretty hungry, let me go find some other food. He came across a cabin in the woods. "There maybe some food in there." To some, this was known as the Northern Vermont Massacre. It was a tragic happening. The 7 membered family, the Hernandez family, all died that day. The bear chase all of the adult and children and the house and brutally ate them.

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A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

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