What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

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whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

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Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

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Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

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Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

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Knock knock! Ding dong.

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[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

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Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

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Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch.

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why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

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Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

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A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

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I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

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How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

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what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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