- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

Luke Hardie is G@Y

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Reading books

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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