What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

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Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

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What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

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Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

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Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

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Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

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What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

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Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

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Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

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What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

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Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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