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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

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