- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

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