what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Knock, Knock ...

What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

A man buys a prius

What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

How high is a Chinaman

why did matt die? He had cancer

What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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