Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

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What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

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Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

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A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

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If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

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Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

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What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

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Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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