- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

Ryan Holden is a faggot.

How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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