- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

Robin get in the Batmobile.

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

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