- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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