- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

what is the color of a burp burple

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