- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

yes i can connor, this is brett.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

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