How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

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It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

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why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

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I know there are, its not the illuminati, its not reptilian shapeshifters, nor Gods politicians nor the human condition. Its society today as it stands, they did not have the right to attack us, but if we had surpassed them, they would have lost all power, they are the relics of the past, and no matter how many of them stand, they do not grow, and what does not grow, stagnates until it finally dies. Lose hope in people most all you want, but not in the few that truly believe in you for all the good reasons in the world, perhaps we are idealists, or maybe we know that with you by our side, what we see as ideals, is something you can make come true.

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--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

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Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

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Two Jews walked into a bar. Then bought it.

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of.

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

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A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

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please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

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