Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

Do you speak alien? Hola.

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

long in the tooth!

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Has u seen my grammar?

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

Scott Gomez

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

sharks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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