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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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