Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

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Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

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- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

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Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son Scotty was grabbed by the sexual predator 4 blocks from the school, and your daughter Sally tried to run and is now under the wheels on the bus going round and round.

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Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

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What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

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Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some Chap-stick, and put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because, as all people know, Ducks cannot speak. However, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting a prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chap-stick anyway, since he has no lips.

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Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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