roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

I hate blackniggers

Anti Joke

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