How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

God. God.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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