- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

National security?

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Obama

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

I can count to potato.

roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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