- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

Today is March 22.

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

Women's Rights

What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

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