A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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womens rights

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Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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There's a fine line between hyphenated words

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John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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what is orange? an orange

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Replacement Referees

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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