- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

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