- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

guess what chicken butt

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

My tractor broke down.

How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

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