A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

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Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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oooh look a banshee

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What does water smell like? water.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

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Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

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Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

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whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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