- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

Womens rights

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

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