A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

Black people stink of shite!

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

test

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

cliché rebecca black joke.

book 'em danno

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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