Anti deep thoughts, by Fabian Monge'. The other day while parked at a stop light i was looking in the rear view mirror at the person who was blowing his horn at me. I then realized that while i was looking back at him the light had been green for a while. I then thought that i had better drive forward because i was holding up traffic, and that it was very selfish of me to waste other peoples time like that while wondering what was going on behind me instead of what was happening in front of me. In the time it took for me to come to this conclusion, i had wasted another few seconds of someones time. How very selfish of me.....

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

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guess what chicken butt

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My tractor broke down.

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How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

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How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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