- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

knock knock who's there? faith

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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