What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

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What's red and funny? The holocaust

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Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

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A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

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A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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