Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

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What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

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After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

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Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

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A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

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Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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