- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

whats worse than a kane nothing

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

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