- Anti Joke

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

I would rape her

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.