- Anti Joke

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

VAGINA.

Waseem is a hard worker.

everyone dislike this

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.