- Anti Joke

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

Black people having a Job.