A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

so how about that irline food

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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