- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

Knock knock. Who's there? Falafel. Falafel who? I falafel. You feel awful? Ha, ha, ha! Oh, what a kneeslapper! Oh, God! Thanks for the laugh, I was feeling a little down and I... No, I just meant I ate a falafel. Oh. Yeah.

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