Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

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what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

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Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

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Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

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Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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