- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

what's black and can't swim?

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

why was the boy crying he had cancer

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

I am a joke. I am funny.

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

woman's rights

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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