why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

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Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

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troll----> hahaha---->

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A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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Hey Eliza, thanks, while I appreciate the help, Alice is crying in a corner and refusing to get up, I wont lie, for a moment there I could "see voices and music" and valium has taken care of the ptsd (and blown most of my brain, which is nice for a change). With that said, im on 40 mg ritalin which is a lot, but I need it, besides I can handle the anxiety. I have no idea who the guy typing this is, but he is following me to the letter, so thats good enough, except his typos being worse than mine, which is pretty good for a guy that barely speaks english. Sorry Eliza, but Alice is having a breakdown here, ill talk her down a bit first, she tries to hide it, but she is far more worried about me than I am, which is nice, just not like this, ill be right back with you.

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why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

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there is a blonde, red head, and brunet held captive in afghanistan. The people say whats your last word to the red head, she says tornado... they turned and she escaped, they say to the brunet what is your last word, she says tsunami.. they turn and she escaped. They go to the blonde and say what is your last word, she says fire... she is then shot rapidly and she dies.

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Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

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Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

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Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

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There was 2 men walking down the street one fell on the floor from a heart attack and the other started to molest a lonely child. They then heard a bang and they found a dead baby lying in a bin. The moral of this story is to.... Knock Knock Whos there? The Police? The Police who? The police we are here to inform you your nan got hit by a truck and got decapitaited, Sorry but your nan is dead. way

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What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

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Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

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what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

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