- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

That's what she didn't say

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

copy me and i will kill you

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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