What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

Anti Joke

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